Instructions on how to do this on the site. *grin*
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the Mafia wants you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping car, I saw you carve your initials on my best friend. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I will always remember the Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Good luck on your short term leave from jail,
P.S. - This is brilliant!